"Wonderful Mush"

Mush, mush,
Wonderful slush,
Orphanage breakfast
And love are made of
This yucky paste,
This sickening goo,
I hardly notice the taste,
When the mush comes from you

Chorus:
Don't take that out of context!
CC, stop implying I'm talking about sex!
This is a crap love song, for humour's means!
And *maybe* it's got a lil inneundo in the seams..

Mush, mush
I'd have it any day
Disgusting as it is,
If you don't want it, send it my way
But the problem with mush is
The more you pass out
The more comes back to you
In mushy turnabout!

Chorus:
Don't take this out of context!!
Icky, get your mind off of sex!!
This is a crap love song, for humour's means
I've got to stop laughing, 'fore I burst some seams.

Mush, mush,
I kinda like the feel of the sludge
And once I start dining
Can't get me to budge
Naw, my affections
Are hard for me to give
And once you get em,
In mushiness you'll live

Chorus:
Don't take this out of context!!
For once in my life, I'm not alluding to sex!!
This is just a crap love song, made to get a laugh
Hopefully I've succeeded at that!! ;)

Mush mush mush,
I always want some more,
And each time I'm hungrier
Than I was before
I still think the stuff's nasty
And tastes kinda funny,
But I guess I kinda like it
When it comes from my honey ;)