Welcome to the Unwashed Villagers,
Here you'll truly see,
A wonderful collection of souls,
That let their ideas run free.
New members are always appreciated,
For our wall a new brick,
But first you have an appointment with,
The Unwashed Pointy Stick.
A member called Doom is the keeper,
Of this sacred rune,
She will visit and thus annoint you,
This will happen soon.
But before this event occurs,
For it grows rather near,
Raising the cover on your health insurance,
Would be a smart idea.

Just kidding. Welcome to the Village.
May your time here be both enjoyable and entertaining.