On top of a pole,
I went for a toilet break,
It is a highpoo.                                                    

Cheers!   

What is a haiku? 
I just don't understand them! 
Why don't I get them?                                                     

Cheers from The Land of the Never Never      

Hands may hold and embrace,
As surely as they beat or batter,
But hate is easier than love.

Hands may form and build,
as surely as they can destroy,
But it is easier to kill than to create.

Hands do not question the unspeakable.
Mute. Willing. Standard Issue.
Hands are the scapegoat of the mind.

I will Not
Hiaku in this thread
Flustered is my head

So much poetry
We will be shitcanned to Arts
Tenzing will take us

Gone for the weekend.
Get your shots in while you can.
Sunday is payback!

Night Owl and Iggy
They sure look 'the same' to me
Oops! Should be 'insane'

Did Blue Cross return?
Or did the latrine back up?
The stench is the same

Ymir has been here
Wondering who Amir is
BC - take your pills

Okey-dokey then...

Chaucerian Stanza:

Do not go gentle into that Bastard Bar
Malcontents and ne'er do wells there abide
One can see them easily from afar
But one cannot from them easily hide
Nor can one reverse the tide
Pandora's box reveals creatures fell
But The Bastard Bar is a living hell.


Umm... a different form for each entry? Or are we playing tit-for-tat?

Where's Amir when you need him?

If you want a war
You won't be disappointed
But I choose weapons

I have always felt that haiku
Is far too weak of a poetic form
But what should we expect from you
The self-proclaimed lower than worm
And so I now suggest to you
You give up your poetic career
And return to trying to get a view
Of some poor Villager's rear
And perhaps one day yet to come
You can return, with all new skill
And with nothing more than my thumb
I'll once again crush you, what a thrill
But until that day, be off with you now
I grow bored with this, witless cow.

Perhaps not a perfect sonnet, but reasonably close for under 5 minutes work.

Iguana Eater
run over, left for roadkill
now known as Nathan.

Lafite 82
Pecorino and Stilton
The spider beckons...

Vestibule dweller,
Wine and cheese shall not prevail
Over Village girls.

An empty forum...
Sad is the post unheeded,
Our tears fall unseen.

Haiku

I don't get haikus
The syllables are too weird
And the words don't rhyme

Haiku

Popcorn and a Coke...
Hand in hand, watching TV.
Not so bad, really.

Haiku

I am entertained
Very easily by fire
I don't have cable.

Napalm does smell good
Just after the dawn has broke
The gel sticks to kids

Haiku

Why does everything
have to burn in Slack's small world?
Reagan, now Mondays.
Karate Goldfish
My Days are so dull
I wish I had a girlfriend
...
Here are five more words.

Haiku

The world is cruel
My heart does not bleed for you
Go suck on an egg

Mondays are weak sauce
They burn like ten thousand suns
Should've stayed in bed.