The Unwashed had arrived in force,
Dressed up really nice,
They were wearing unwashed tuxedoes,
They had checked their flies twice.
For it was the time for awarding.
The newest type of prize,
The Unwashed Member of the Month,
All ready for the surprise.
The time came for the announcement,
The enveloped was torn apart,
The winner was our beloved Night Owl,
His surprise heralded by a fart.
But the best news of all came,
From Night Owl on a whim,
He was so overcome with joy,
He said the drinks were on him!

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Cheers from the Land of Oz