I wish my grandmother had air conditioning =(

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Why is it so hot in here?
Ah that's right
I'm too poor for air conditioning.

Did my dog just melt?
I wish I lived in my fridge
because then I would stay cool
all of the time
and I could make friends with
the Snapple bottles.

You could poke me in the eye
and I would not notice
because it's too damn hot in here.