I have a request for you, sir,
In these desperate hours,
I would like to nominate my choice,
Of Unwahsed secret powers.
I am not the greedy sort, though,
I only want the one,
That shall protect me from injury,
And allow some fun.
I wish to have the Astral Shield,
Of Unwashed Chauvanism,
To allow me to be a protected Bastard,
Something like hypnotism.
It would allow me to be a little rude,
But nothing at all mean,
Being a bit of a Bastard without reprisal,
Now, that's something to be seen!

Don't tell anyone ....

Cheers from the Land of Oz