I have a notion
to set big things in motion.
The Result? No shun

Posting from here in Japan
Where economic disasters happen
Enjoying sagas by Ymir
While US eyes get dimmer
Relax, Yanks, the idiots will still get a thumpin'
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Yeah, that was a pretty weak limerick...
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Patrol the nightly BBS
With trusty hound beside me
Let him rip their ...kneecaps...off
Should they get too rowdy

Night Patrol on Duty here
Tho not for too much longer
Have to catch my train, Ymir
And it doesn't pay to linger.

There is one type of pepper so fine
To hear of it I'm sure you won't mind
Dried, powdered and vinegared
In Tabasco sauce is a winner-ger
'Tis of that fine red pepper called Cayenne

Ravioli ravioli
You come from Boyardee
Ravioli ravioli
You're the greatest thing for me
To eat upon a summer's day
When all my family's gone away
Ravioli ravioli
How I extoll thee!

Aria enjoyed her pasta canned
And shared with us her joy
Too bad it was from the folk who use
That disgusting smiling boy (...-ar-dee)

There once was a poster called Night Owl
Who posted some posts that were most foul
I tried to compete
With his poetry so neat
But gave up and threw in the towel

Eh, off the top of my head at this hour,
what did you expect? Sophistication?
Maybe tomorrow. (yawn)

Words spoken in haste
In momentary hate
Travel deep into the soul
Undoing years of love and care.

But try to remember
The love and care
Though weakened
Is still there

Words spoken in haste
Can never be unsaid
Only regretted
Forever.

When newbies with an axe to grind
Their reception from the Unwashed will find
Their reception unpleasant
Because endearing it isn't
These products of society's behinds

But if they post mature, intelligent and erudite
With no flame or BS, then they just might
Fund that its very fulfilling
This place called the Unwashed Village
With friends who can really be outtasight!

And first time I have actually USED that title...

 For New Years, may I have your attention?
On this subject, I shall brook no dissension
I shall make it quite clear
That for New year's this year
My resolutions contain NO abstention
For though you may think it pretension
I gave up all vice
And some think I'm quite nice
Or is that just senile dementia?

BEAT THAT! A DOUBLE OVERLAPPING LIMERICK!

Perhaps the cages
We all inhabit
are not so
strong after all.
Or perhaps
They are the
strongest thing we know.
We make our own cages
And houses
And castles.
To share or not.
Someone else shares
or holds
the key
To our
cage, house, castle
Only by our own choice.

He calls himself Count Zero Interrupt ,
And he cornered the barmaid and felt her up ,
"I need the menu for beer ,
So bend over, my dear" ,
The light here's so poor I can't read enough...

SIE312
aka
Junkyard Dog
aka
Mark

I have a notion
to set big things in motion.
The Result? No shun

Posting from here in Japan
Where economic disasters happen
Enjoying sagas by Ymir
While US eyes get dimmer
Relax, Yanks, the idiots will still get a thumpin'
---------------------
Yeah, that was a pretty weak limerick...
---------------------
Patrol the nightly BBS
With trusty hound beside me
Let him rip their ...kneecaps...off
Should they get too rowdy

Night Patrol on Duty here
Tho not for too much longer
Have to catch my train, Ymir
And it doesn't pay to linger.

There is one type of pepper so fine
To hear of it I'm sure you won't mind
Dried, powdered and vinegared
In Tabasco sauce is a winner-ger
'Tis of that fine red pepper called Cayenne

Ravioli ravioli
You come from Boyardee
Ravioli ravioli
You're the greatest thing for me
To eat upon a summer's day
When all my family's gone away
Ravioli ravioli
How I extol thee!

Aria enjoyed her pasta canned
And shared with us her joy
Too bad it was from the folk who use
That disgusting smiling boy (...-ar-dee)

There once was a poster called Night Owl
Who posted some posts that were most foul
I tried to compete
With his poetry so neat
But gave up and threw in the towel

Eh, off the top of my head at this hour,
what did you expect? Sophistication?
Maybe tomorrow. (yawn)