It's true about the couplet bit,
though about the rhyming i'm not sure
against the thought of Unwashing B....'s
I'm not really very sure!

However in the light of things,
all simple and yet to come
so far so good,no one's complained as yet for
i'm not here to take ymir's fun

(It's nice to finally get a change to say hi
to you all in UB land
Thanks Lerk and others for the welcome.

Chat soon

i had a little prob you see
it was all about ymir...
he liked to rhyme and chat and game
while drinking lots of cheer.

he'd tell me things about you guys
and rave about this board
he said to have a try myself
continually at me he nawed

" have a little go" he said
you'll love it once you try
so here i am , here at last
ignoring sophie's cry

'don't leave me mum you puter head'
her little eyes did plead,
now on this thing i'd rather be
than ironing instead !

so now you dirty villagers
have two for the price of one
a doting poetry addict called ymir
and his charlie girl for fun!

Ode to number 2...

It's Sunday night
Nothing much to do
'Cept Play on the puter
and dream about you

Will you be smart...
perhaps break my heart?
Will you dance alone
and refuse to play the clone?

Will you follow ymir
and grow hair on your '_ear,
Share his fondness for prose
and drink ale till it shows?

Or will you take after Sophie
who jumps round like a flea...
who shows no respect at all
for her huge dowery... ( NOT!)

With a bit of good luck
you might love driving trucks
Another kid with a love of speed
now that's just what I need.

But you know the best part
You're already in my heart
And whatever you are
Whoever you want to be
That's cool with me..
Afterall... I'm your mummy!

((HUGS)) little button...

Please excuse my self indulgent feelings for this creature that is kicking me in the nether regions...BIG TIME....

Charlie
(off the drugs but full of maternal hormones)