"Bathroom Observations"

here i stand here, urinating
When will it stop?, I am still waiting.
As I pee, I look around,
From the tub, to the ground.

I notice all the things in here,
But as I begin, a noise catches my ear.
I try to hurry up the peeing,
for I am becomeing a scared human bieng.

The sound I noticed, noticed before,
Seems to intensify, happening more.
A run-away plot, I begin hatching,
For the noise I hear is a scrathing.

I look around to see what it is,
For I hope I am nearing the ending of my whiz.
I look around at this or that,
and then there I see my cat.

I feel stupid, for my crazy sudden fear,
the "menacing" noise I heard with my ear.
I look, and suddenly my cat I want to to hit,
For all the noise was, was her taking a Shi*!!

I feel more relaxed, and I am calm again,
Why the hell wont this urinating end?
So, i take more observations around,
I notice that my nose ring, I have found!!

I look at the cabnets, the toilet too,
the treat my cat left, a stinky poo,
Then I think, what makes her tick?
man, my cat, she must've been sick.

i notice everything, from the books to the funk,
I notice that I was'nt all I thunk,
for I always considered myself big,
but then I realize, I live like a Fuc*in' pig!!

Please respond and tell me what you think.

HYHYFT?

"What is happening?"
"why is my voice changing so?"
"OH GOD, PUBERTY!!"

thank you, thats one of my classics, here another.

"Dr Bones is gay"
" "Dammit jim, I'm a doctor" "
"Someone please shoot him"

Yea, ok, that one was cheesey, but hey, I was fellin' cheesy, and sorry to offend anyone who is a DR. Bones fan.:) Heres the last one..

"Why do you fight it?"
"you know you want to join me"
"BOW BEFORE KINGFREAK!!!!"

that one has a subliminal message, guess what it is?.. Anyway, I didnt mean to start a revolution, but, what the hell, join me, fellow Haikuers!!

"what is your problem?"
"cant you see the sign above?"
"No smoking, dumb-ass!!!"

Thank you, thank you...

" OH NO!! God Dammit!!"
"this always happens to me!!"
"No toilet paper!!"

Thank you, I have many. Kinda poetic for a freak, huh?

Insanity must be getting to me, but here it goes..

"That was cool, he he"
"When I shot that frog, he he"
"It wont croak again"

Thank you!! And now, a limerick..

There once was a man from nantucet, who.. uh oh, uh..never mind