Swarm

Recently a 16 year old student was murdered after standing up for his pregnant friend at a pool hall. he was chased by 15 (!!!) other youths and then beaten and stabbed to death.
the following song is for Drew Stewart, and other victims of this kind of bullshit.
Swarm

They group like an insect cloud
They talk with a buzz so loud
One small annoyance one small thing
Run for your life, you're gonna feel the STING!

Just like a swarm of killer bees
They'll attack and they won't cease
Mindless agression is the name of their game
Enrage the bees and it's the end of your day

Acting on instinct, it's time to fight
They don't care what they do, wrong or right
When they're through with ruining lives
They buzz off back to their little hives

Just like a swarm of killer bees
They'll attack and they won't cease
Mindless agression is the name of their game
Enrage the bees and it's the end of your day

Jaded

I can't stand still,
I'm drunk off my ass,
Vodka and Pepsi just don't mix!
I dunno what to do,
I think I'm gonna die,
Just catch me now
So I don't smash my head on the ground.

Holy sh*t,
I think I'm gonna hurl,
So just stand far away from me.
My mouth is swollen up,
I got a f*cked up sense of taste.
My head is aching all over,
Just kill me now and end my misery!

And that my friends, is Jaded!

BTW, is this getting annoying? If so, mission accomplished!

What a woman says:
"This place is a mess! C'mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor and
you'll have no clothes to wear if we
don't do laundry right now!"

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW

Lighter in my hand,
I set the trash can ablaze
And run like hell

I gotta get away from here
I gotta get away
So I can fix the errors of my past
Then I can burn that f***er's house down
And let him fry in hell

Pepsi is good

Pepsi good,
Coke crap.
Pepsi good,
Coke sh*t.
Sugar is good,
Caffine is weak.
Pepsi, drink of Gods,
Coke, tool of the Devil.

"Strange 2 line poem"

Fire, fire, everywhere
So let's all have a drink

Elves

Little elves, little elves
Too many little elves
See the way they move,
See the way their ears point
See the torches they carry,
burning, burning, burning
Fire sets a loser ablaze,
He run around, screaming his ass off
And the elves laugh at him
Stupid elves, go away,
I don't wanna go before my time
So die, elves, die!
Cower before my uzi,
Spreading 9mm death all around.
Die, elves, die!
Go to hell, I don't wanna see your ugly mugs again
Just go to hell and die!

By Insomniac, the UV Insenstive Poem guy

Fire

Fire, fire everywhere
So lets all have a drink

Fire, fire everywhere
So lets burn some houses down

Fire, fire everywhere
So lets all make some hand grenades

Fire, fire everywhere
So lets all make some napalm

Fire, fire everywhere
So lets all have a drink

A personal ode to Fallout 2 (for those of you who played this - probably a lot)

I was hunting for geckos
when the elder called for me
she sent me to the temple
i only had my spear

In the temple i was sent
there i killed some ants
'till i reached the end
where i fought with my bare hands

I went back to the elder
to say i passed the test
she talked about a shelter
and sent me on a quest.

Then I went to Klamath
and after my arrival
i took down some rats
and paid a debt of a tribal

Sulik was his name ,
and he's good with a spear
now i feel some shame
because i tremble in fear.

To the Den i left
and i bought a gun
there is much theft
not really fun

So i quickly went on ,
onwards to modoc
En-route i found a head-stone
it gave me a special rock.

In modoc i found a cow
she was called betsy
but someone in town ,
made her into meat jerky !

On my way to redding ,
sulik got killed
i was the last guy standing
i'll bury him.

The sherriff has a bad leg
and everyone takes jet
but all in all
Redding ain't that bad.

I joined a caravan,
and went to new reno
i found a federation shuttle
containing a hypo

The crime families,
seemed as nice as my motha'
but don't make them enemies
or you'll die on Golgotha

So i went to vault city ,
and i entered a bar
there i picked up cassidy
but i want a car.

Next stop was broken hills
a real mutant town
but as i hated muties
i took everyone down

But another town already beckoned me.
In the NCR , i found tandi
i went to see her
she had a job for me

I accepted the job
and went to the squat
there i met darion
now he's as dead as a rat.

Vault 13 was next
the sacred vault
but there were deathclaws there
i killed them, their own fault

So , with the geck in hand
i went back
to arroyo
with my dripping rucksack.

Arroyo was destroyed,
and i was pissed off
so i went to the enclave
and did on their door : knock knock

I said they killed my village
but they said it was a lie
they shot me down
and that's how i die...


i'm wearing a yellow shirt

So here we are
Out on patrol
In the wastes
Army fatigues
Camulage us from the enemy
Can't see us
We will win
In Tehran

With mine own

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I walk with my love
I hold her hand
I look into her eyes
And kick the motherfucker next to me
Staring down her shirt

How My NPCs Died

Oh how could this be?
Why did this happen to thee?
Poor Ian, what happened to you?
Oh why did that rocket that hit you blew?
Oh poor loving Katja
Why did that mutant flame ya?
My friend Dogmeat,
Caught on fire standing on your own four feet.
Tycho, you shot me in the back with a shotgun,
I'll bet getting punched with spiked knuckles wasn't much fun.
You all helped me in times of need,
Now on your carcasses the Deathclaws feed.

Streets

I watch things burn on the street
I am so l337
Fire can't be beat
Now lets all have pixie stix to eat