On a gloomy night in the bastard beer hall
The unwashed men were having a brawl
What was the cause of this violent fight?
It was all about Owl that bird of the night

The case was that Owl was wenchmaster no more
Now all the other male villagers were looking to score
Cause in the end there could only be one.
One master of wenches would get all the fun.

But who was the one? Who could it be?
Fallen, EO, Shard or Iggy maybe?
Kama, Ymir, Jonesy or Jay?
Or maybe Kaneda? (That can't be, he's gay)

But while the men were fighting the wenches got bored
Because all they wanted was to be adored
By someone who would not waste his time with a brawl
Only for someone like that they would fall.

At that time a new player arrived
Coming out of the darkness he looked into their eyes
And said: "Doomsie, CC, Red, Pan, Toe and Tink?
Would come and join me for a drink?"

"Sure we would", the wenches said with a smile.
"It looks like they'll still be fighting for a while.
Let's leave this place, they won't have a clue.
But remember all the drinks are on you!"

"I can live with that", the Shadowman said.
As he watched EO give Fallen a boot to the head.
And so they left the bastard beer hall.
While the men kept on fighting their brawl

That's how Shadowman became wenchmaster supreme,
Until he woke up and it was only a dream...