Love

I've got to write quite a few for one of my classes this year, I'll probably post 'em here, why the fuck not, right?

Love

Love is kinda like a milk bone
‘cause it hardly costs you anything
but when you give it to someone they get so excited
and you can see their little tail wag so fast
and sometimes they pee on the rug
Well, maybe that’s just puppies

On second thought, love is kinda like
Riding on a rollercoaster
‘cause you’re excited and afraid about what happens next
and sometimes you throw up cotton candy and popcorn everywhere
No, that’s no good either
Man, what the hell is wrong with me

Maybe it’s more like a bowl full of flowers
that light up a room and smell like spring
and get into my nose and make me sneeze constantly
‘cause I forgot to take my Claritin again god damn it
Okay, these girly metaphors aren’t working out
Let’s try something different, I swear it’ll be better

Love is like fighting flesh-eating zombies
‘cause it’s totally awesome and you feel like the man
and you save the girl and live happily ever after
‘cept as the credits roll she bites your neck or something
and you know it’s all going straight to hell
No, that’s no good either, scratch that, one more try

Love is just like a fast food cheeseburger
‘cause it costs about two dollars and might give you a disease
Oh Jesus, never mind, this stanza only gets three lines

I guess love’s kinda like this poem
‘cause I think it’s sorta awesome
but mainly retarded
Just kidding! Don’t kill me!
Man, this poem’s in a rut
I guess love’s sorta like getting kicked in the-