I'm all for this wonderous holiday,
This festival of fun,
I'm already having a great time,
And it's only just begun!                                                    

To the Unwashed Marketing Department,
Get out your plans and fast,
Bert the Turtle shall be a demigod,
Don't let this opportunity past.
And Bert, I know you're reading this,
The ethics are my bag,
You can gice to someone else,
My ration of radiactive slag.
I think this year I have a thesaurus,
It would cause me joy,
One that can be integrated into,
My battered ol' PIPBoy.
For the kife a poet is dangerous,
Before a poem comes to fruition,
You need a handy supply of words,
To avoid inane repetition.
To avoid inane repetition,
You need a handy supply of words,
To avoid inane repetition.
If it's not too much trouble,
Please bring to me,
Some anti-spam deodorant,
Would cause so much glee.
I have procured some wonderous things,
For my treasured peers,
Ranging from caps and stimpacks,
To legs for overseers.
I've also got a stick sharpener,
For our diligent Doom,
Don't let on any of this,
Coz I'll surprise them soon.
                                                    

To contribute to the sumptuous feast,
I'll bring Oz's best,
Our world famous beers and such,
Will surely stand the test.
We have a large range of road kill,
Ready and on hand,
It's just so hard to catch the blighters,
I'm sure you understand.                                                    

On the subject of the rules you listed,
I don't want to cause a fight,
But can I possibly use them elsewhere,
Or, are they copyright?                                                    

Thanks for the inspiration,
It's a truly great idea,
Hang on, I've got to go,
I think that Bert is here!                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz