Friday, 7 November 2014

Alderach poetry BASTARD and loving it :) --

 On a stomry night, not far from fright
A plan goes, as the saying told.
Threw the Mouintain Chain

A Lightning bolt,
Kaboom, Kabam!,
And then the Plane went down.

Out of the plane, some unwashed's came,
screaming something about Fallout, the game

The Wiset one, called lerk,
Who was actually not a jerk
Said with his wise words:
Ohh, look at the pretty birds!

Then Buffy said (to her surprice)
"Oow my head", she sat on a slide.

Iggy Came, then Bluecross too,
After that came NightOwl, and his wench
Who likes to work at her bench.

Then they said:Oh no!, What now?
lerk said: i dont know how!

They looked around , for something to burn
They found some silly ol urn
It contained,some nails, and a spike
But defnetly, no bike

They burned the Urn
The nails, them too
Then they saw a Yearn

The Yearn was friendly,
thank god for that,
it even, wore a hat

The Yearn, said:Here we go,
And then they followed
Nice and slow

When they walked awhile,
they came too a stop,
On no! What now!
Then Iggy popped

He Popped, o yes he did,
he brought some popcorn
and a stick

He started pokeing everything he saw,
Exsept buffy, Caus she had a Saw

Buffy cheared, a resone?
:Why not?

Then Lerk Exclaimed , o please rot!
No, he dident actually, It was just the Yearn,
Talking to a Tree

Lerk saw him doing that,
and swung his bat.
Then he said:
That my job you fool!
And then he sat in the nearest stool

Bluecross said, I need a Beer,
And then .From nowhere, a wench appeared.

But thise story, is way to long,
Its almost, like a song!

I cant stand it,
Riming any more,
So i hafto end thise.
Please no more!

They saw a plane, of unwashed kind.
it Landed oh i hate thise rime!
They got Rescued, and Bluecross?
Well, he got tangerined, just as well

Thats the story, i hope you enyoy,
and thise my friend, was no ploy

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