Firstly, welcome to the Unwahsed clan,
I have been quite remiss,
If I have not welcomed you before,
The official welcome's this.                                                    

Thank-you Sheelagh for your post,
About your Unwashed story,
No doubt it's full of Unwashed sheenanigans,
And exploits of wonderous glory.
You need to send it to Lerk,
Do it fast - tonight,
Also send a copy off to Jay,
For he updates his site.                                                    

Just a few things before I go,
They're gnawing at my brain,
Could you enlighten me on the subject,
Of the origin of your name?
It's not that I'm a nosy type,
Don't get overly furious,
It's just that I'm the inquisitive type,
Seemingly always curious.                                                    

The last thing before I go,
Deals with a new member trick,
Have you yet had your appointment with,
The Unwahsed Pointy Stick?                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz