The connection is down
With no ICQ
I hate my server
'Cause I can't reach you.

This totally bytes
In fact it sucks
To rely on this access,
We're all sitting ducks.

Nothings been done
On my page today
Don't really care
Just wanted to play

I've reset my conections
Everythings right.
Why does this thing
Always give me fight?

It's teaching me lessons
On just what is where
Learned what's on my hard drive
I didn't know they were there!

By the time I'm connected
I'll be a technician
They don't need fiber optics
They need a magician.

It takes them forever
To fix one dumb mistake
I think they've taken
One too many a break.

This had better be fixed
When I sign on tonight
'Cause if it isn't
They're in for a fight.