It's always nice to see new members,
I'd like to welcome you,
To the Unwashed Villagers,
We're champions through and through.
One thing distrubs me though,
And Night Owl may give a hoot,
We're seeing a recent influx of,
Radiated vegetables and fruit.
Don't get me wrong on this,
The issue I do not hate,
In fact I think it's kind of cool,
Wonderful and great.
I do look forward to the next ones,
In the Unwashed land,
I wonder what will be the next,
Atomic something to land?
Will it be Atmoic Broccoli,
Or perhaps Atmoic Pear?
Perhaps Atomic Brussell Sprout,
Atomic Carrot's also there.
Atomic Calamari Rings,
Would be like little hoops,
And that way we would make up,
All five nutrition groups.
Atomic Fruit Salad's also nice,
Atomic Cantelope's good too,
Or Just add some Atomic Iguana,
And we'll have Atomic Stew!                                                    

Welcome the the Unwashed.                                                   

May your time with us be enjoyable,                                                   

productive, but most of all n                                                  

utritious, er, fun.                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz