Everyday I think about what you did to me,

and I laugh,

You really did a number on me and I never saw it coming,
Good for you,

I put my all into us, you took me on the ride of my life
I thank you,

at first I was hurt and betrayed,
Now I'm just releived,

My life is a lot duller now,
But at least the ones screwing me over are honest about it.

So here's to you and your new life,
I hope you find somebody a little more gullable next time.