If I have beem remiss of late,
I must apologise,
If I have not welcomed you,
Please, me, do not despise.
But as I sit at this PC,
Even tho it grows rather late,
I must agree with your anaysis,
Those toes are really great.
However, you have aroused my interest,
It's not that hard to do,
I want hear about that mechanic,
And I'm sure others do, too!
The immolation sounds wonderous,
It interests me to my ends,
Does she do it to light the barbeque,
Or just to impress her friends?
Is it that she's a smoker,
Or does it help scare folks,
Is it that she doesn't understand,
What is meant by smokes?                                                   

(obscure Oz reference to cigarettes)                                                    

Cheers from the Land of OZ