I am a closet Diablo fan,
I've played it for over a year,
I no longer tread lighly through dungeons,
I enter without fear.
Now, don't think I'm a big headed one,
I'm not going to do that,
I'm just saying I've played it many times,
And fun is where it's at.
Once you've finished the first few quests,
The quests can be hard to find,
You can yell and scream and search,
And kick the townsfolk's behinds,
But the quests sometimes are not there,
It's part of every game,
Diablo is randomly generated each time,
Differences in each new game.
So, once you've finished a quest or level,
Talk to the folk in town,
If that gives you no new quests,
The you must go down -
No, not on the people of Tristram,
Down to the next dungeon level you go,
There are many experiences to be had,
Your character shall grow.
On that subject, it's worthy to note,
That level is not related to quests,
You can get them at any level that you are,
You get them at your behests.
Once you've enterred the gloomy caves,
An entrance shall then be near,
When you visit in Tristram next,
Inside the mausoleum peer.
It's located next to the church,
Beside the many graves,
It's bigger than the other ones,
Your time it often saves.
The level groups in Diablo are,
The cathedral on one through four,
The catacombs on five through eight,
And caves on the ninth through twelth floors.
Then hell comes in on thirteen,
With sixteen at the end,
Then here's the odd hidden level,
To drive you round the bend.
I take it that you've been to level four,
And not used the level stair,
Use them to go to level five,
The game shall go on from there.
One level five you may have quests,
Depending on the game,
Two are available there,
Both are far from tame.
Quests are available then,
On levels 6 through 10,
Then on 13 through 16,
They come back again.
I hope that I have expalined some stuff,
And not served you to confuse,
But when I comes to Diable,
It's impossible not to enthuse.
I love Fallout playing too,
They're similar in ways,
I'm a PC playing junky,
It siphons off my days.
So, thanks for the opportunity,
To rhyme off both your ears,
I'll leave you from the Land of Oz,
And off you this - Cheers!