See, the atomic banana of yesterday,
Read your intuitive poetry,
And was miffed by what it read,
Too clearly do you see.
So, it implanted the creative seed,
Inside Uncle Lerk's head,
So, now you are marked forever,
With an atomic banana instead.
Whenever you walk past a fruit shop,
To the other bananas it shall sing,
You will be powerless to stop it,
You cannot do a thing.
Think of the embarassment you'll suffer,
As you walk by there,
Your nose will frighten children,
People will stop to stare.                                                    

And you think YOU drink too much coffee.                                                    

From the legal department -                                                   

Ymir is not slagging off,                                                   

just having a good natured jibe.                                                   

Any miffedness or insults taken were                                                   

not intended and shall remain the sole                                                   

property of the developer.                                                    

Cheers froms the Land of Oz