S is for the saturated fats that leak out when it's fried.
M is for the migranes I got - God I nearly died,
E is for the entrails that caused my gut to churn
E is for the encephalytus that caused my brain to burn,
T is for the taste of it, it is Terrifyingly tart,
O, if I had another line I could use the word "fart".                                                    

L is for the life, I risked for taking a bite,
I is for the insecurity it brought, my, I got a fright!
T is for the terror and the ickness and the pain,
E is for the ebola virus, the most deadly type of strain.                                                    

Just thought you'd like to know what's being left out of the Smeet discourse.                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz