I seeh the conundrum,
Facing this group here,
The names are all too difficult,
Things are far from clear.
So, I think it's time to apply,
A soution from over here,
Let's just call everyone Bruce,
]And that will keep it clear.                                                    

Bruce.
Bruce ....
Bruce!
(Beer being opened)
How are ya Bruce?
(beer being opened)
Bruce!
Nice day, Bruce.
(Beer being opened)                                                    

Hah, off sick again today, 
Too much time on my hands,
But as I walk about aimlessly,
At the computer I always lands.                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz