A question for our good friend, Ymir.
To submit a poem, do we have to post here?
I could post what I've got,
Which is indeed, quite a lot.
Don't want to be a pain in the rear,
So should I include plenty o' beer?
For I would be most distraught,
If what I post was for aught.          

And if you include directions,
I can send sugary confections,
To make the villagers hyper,
And enjoy putting Grim in a diaper.
While making him look at his reflection,
As he is hit with massive rejection.
And we rejoice to music of a piper,
But not Xamphir, or I will be a sniper.          

;)          

*suddenly siezed by a twitching lip*
why thank ya. thank ya very much.
uh-huh.
*lip stops twitching*          

Uh-what just happened there?