"What is happening?"
"why is my voice changing so?"
"OH GOD, PUBERTY!!"

thank you, thats one of my classics, here another.

"Dr Bones is gay"
" "Dammit jim, I'm a doctor" "
"Someone please shoot him"

Yea, ok, that one was cheesey, but hey, I was fellin' cheesy, and sorry to offend anyone who is a DR. Bones fan.:) Heres the last one..

"Why do you fight it?"
"you know you want to join me"
"BOW BEFORE KINGFREAK!!!!"

that one has a subliminal message, guess what it is?.. Anyway, I didnt mean to start a revolution, but, what the hell, join me, fellow Haikuers!!