I could not resist stepping in here,
As the future proud dad,
For an opportunity such as this,
Is a rare one to be had.
As for birth date I forsee,
- December 17 -
That way the tike will be a month late,
A bigger Mum won't be seen.
And as for weight - now let me see,
Pounds numbering eleven,
That way we will be rich and famous,
Being in media heaven.
And as for the sex of the child,
I'll say this in a burst,
Anyone trying to have sex with my kid,
Has to get through me first!
(That last bit came out wrong,
I'm not after casual sex fun,
But anyone wishing thoughts on my kid,
Well, meet my shot gun.)

Cheers from the Land of Oz
(I guess I'm not allowed to enter a serious one)