So, you'd go to the bar to order,
The attendant would nicely say,
"Can I get you some Exxon, Sir,
Or, how 'bout some Texaco today?"
"Nay, my fine and trusty barkeep,
Today I'm feeling brave,
Just get me a tall glass of water,
And about rust don't you rave."
"But Sir, if you drink water you'll seize,
You'll be frozen still,
You life will be worth nothing then,
Others will treat you like swill."
"Barkeep, now don't you anger me,
You don't need that strife,
For today I lost my beloved toaster,
That for ten years was my wife.
I inserted the appropriate material,
In the appropriate way,
But today she choked on the insertion,
And she lays dead today ...."

Cheers from the land of oz