"Bathroom Observations"

here i stand here, urinating
When will it stop?, I am still waiting.
As I pee, I look around,
From the tub, to the ground.

I notice all the things in here,
But as I begin, a noise catches my ear.
I try to hurry up the peeing,
for I am becomeing a scared human bieng.

The sound I noticed, noticed before,
Seems to intensify, happening more.
A run-away plot, I begin hatching,
For the noise I hear is a scrathing.

I look around to see what it is,
For I hope I am nearing the ending of my whiz.
I look around at this or that,
and then there I see my cat.

I feel stupid, for my crazy sudden fear,
the "menacing" noise I heard with my ear.
I look, and suddenly my cat I want to to hit,
For all the noise was, was her taking a Shi*!!

I feel more relaxed, and I am calm again,
Why the hell wont this urinating end?
So, i take more observations around,
I notice that my nose ring, I have found!!

I look at the cabnets, the toilet too,
the treat my cat left, a stinky poo,
Then I think, what makes her tick?
man, my cat, she must've been sick.

i notice everything, from the books to the funk,
I notice that I was'nt all I thunk,
for I always considered myself big,
but then I realize, I live like a Fuc*in' pig!!

Please respond and tell me what you think.

HYHYFT?