Beer is the panacea to all things,
It makes us see things clear,
Why, all the great philosophers had,
Discovered the joys of beer.
Beer is fuel to the mind,
It brings on creativity spurts,
And if it fails to do such things,
Then anebriation never hurts.
As for getting off on the wrong foot,
Just put forth the other one,
You'll find us occasionally aggressive,
But more often we're just fun.

Cheers from the Land of Oz