Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jumped over the candlestick
Jack burned his pants, Jack burn his shirt, MAN, that has GOT to hurt!
Jack Drove to the hospital with great speed, nobody knew of Jack's dire need.
Jack was stopped by the cops who held Jack at bay, they wouldn't listen, so Jack Sped away
Jack got there quick, Jack shredded gear, but the doctors looks gave Jack great fear
The rushed Jack to the burn center place, but the blisters had already reached Jack's face
Because of the doctor's efforts, they fixed Jack right up, but Jack learned his lesson...
Next time Jack better be wearing a cup!!!