Welcome to our noble group,
You'll find us really nice,
We are the gaming answer to,
Those Bristich Girls of Spice.
You've been answered by my colleagues,
On your electronic quest,
About rank and title and other stuff,
Their advice has been the best.
Just do what comes naturally,
Contribute what you may,
We'll be interested in your contributions,
So you can have your say.
Night Owl mentioned the Poetry Bastards,
I had to say hello,
I'm one of that mentioned group,
We're really nice - ya know?
Just one little things remains,
An Unwashed type of trick,
Doom will have to annoint you,
With The Pointy Stick!                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz