I have but one qualm with the shirts,
It's cause a stroke, well, nearly,
Why do these shirt have washing instructions?
That strikes me as silly.
If they are Unwashed t shirts,
What does this really mean?
Provide me with some guidance here,
For the answer I'm keen.
Does it mean that they're Unwashed?
Wash them before you wear?
Or does it mean they should remain smelly?
Is that really fair?
On a personal level though,
The shirts are really cool,
They cause the kids I teach to,
Lust after them and drool.
Little old ladies just stop and stare,
Upon my shirt they gaze,
It reminds them of their childhood,
In the "good old days".
For back then there were no gadgets,
Electricity was a dream,
the best scientists had not imagined,
The automatic washing machine.
So, washing was done less often,
And often then by hand,
The clothes suffered just a little,
I'm sure you understand.
I have strayed from my topic,
As I'm prone to do,
One last thing before I go,
BlueCross we all thank you.
For you sweat, tears and blood,
Well, at leat your time,
The Unwashed are now fashion gurus,
But that opinion's mine.                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz