Chortle, guffaw, dance with glee,
It's the birthdau of Night Owl,
I salute and congratulate you,
The world shall hear my howl.
Birthdays are a special thing,
To be celebrated and enjoyed,
So, have a very special day,
Don't get blue or annoyed.
I tip my hat to you, Night Owl,
You're a special sort of bloke,
Filled with intersting witticisms,
Never short of a joke.
You're intelligent and intriguing,
Handsome, thought I can't see,
Hey, wait a minute there,
You're a lot like me!                                                    

The other thing I like so much,
It causes me to shed a tear,
Is that with this birthday today,
You add another year.
So, on paper you are a year older,
Plain for all to see,
So, now we're technically the same age -
You're an old fart like me.