I gazed upon the included photo,
With much amazement,
The thing that you are holding there,
Is the subject of my derangement.
I am fiercely proud of my job,
Part-time keeper of The Stick,
Then I see inside your hands,
Something that's a trick.
Fir it resembles The Pointy Stick,
This I say to thee,
Except for one deadly prong,
This mother has got three!
What joy! What bliss! What a find!
Don't let that thing slip,
It's a wonderfully defined case,
Of Two Pronged Upmanship. 

Nice job, Doom. Lerk, make sure you towel off  before you come into the house, or your wife will be very cross :(.                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz