I care greatly for cats and kittens,
There are wonderful beasts,
Stuffed and rolled in garlic butter,
The compliment your feasts.
Sweet and sour or black bean sauce,
Or on the barbeque,
Covered in a crispy beer batter,
Only the best will do.                                                    

So, my friend I'll order one,
Money's no object, coz,
I love imported types of meat,
Just send one out to Oz.        

From the Bastards Legal Department:      

the Poetry Bastards is an animal loving group.                                                   

In no way do ther dine on cats.                                                   

Cats are much too short. We use tables. ;)                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz