To be the first tech
is it a honor I want?
Questions must be answered
even if the callers are Unwashed.

But to be a bastard
and still answer the lines.
Some callers might live
but many would die.

I could do it
and keep my instincts in check.
I would have to stop telling users
to use forks for voltage tests.

Now all that must be done
is to learn how to ryme
maybe write a few poems
will people enjoy mine?

As for being a bastard
your right, I am a techy
Callers should still watch it
less they become people smeet.

Skeleton Jack, proud to call
himself a Tech Poetry Bastard of the Unwashed :)