i had a little prob you see
it was all about ymir...
he liked to rhyme and chat and game
while drinking lots of cheer.

he'd tell me things about you guys
and rave about this board
he said to have a try myself
continually at me he nawed

" have a little go" he said
you'll love it once you try
so here i am , here at last
ignoring sophie's cry

'don't leave me mum you puter head'
her little eyes did plead,
now on this thing i'd rather be
than ironing instead !

so now you dirty villagers
have two for the price of one
a doting poetry addict called ymir
and his charlie girl for fun!