Oh thow almighty poet
A wizard don't you know it
Your way with words beyond compare
Mostly faeces everywhere.
Each time you come up with a beaut
Pity you can't make lots loot
I love your words waxing lyrical
At times they are most hysterical
To read your words tis such a pleasure
But oh your sister, what a treasure.
Keep up the good work my baby brother
You are the best, there is no other!