Sunday, 10 May 2015
THE BUMBLEBEE......
Once there was a bumblebee pretty as can be,
flying thru a garden of illegal plants often called weed.
And as far as the ..little bee can see,
There was a bunny rabbit taking a wee wee.
The little bee saw something peculiar about the situation,
cuz the taco bell wrapper by the bunny meant one thing.... "Flatuation".
The bee buzzed aimlessly because of the poisonus gas,
and rammed straight into a horses ass.
Horsie didnt like a bee stinger jammed into his butt,
especially when he was mounting another horse,commiting some smut.
Horsie tail swatted the fly with all his might,
but the be would not give in without a fight!
Then the bee started stinging some more and more,
the horse cried out in pain, "YOU DAMN SON OF A WHORE!!!"
The bee flew away victorious, and feeling very glorious.
The Bee finally found a big field that had a flower patch,
He craved some honey and thought that he would take a batch.
On his way to see what the to see what the flowers would yield,
the breeze blew and blew and soon the bee became a splat on a pinto windshield.
FIN
I actually made this one so feel free to tell me
how you like my masterpiece.......
= D
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