I must say this has caught me quiet,
This full frontal type attack,
My post was quite ignored by all,
The response was kinda slack.
But, Doom, your gem of art rules all,
Posted for all UV to see,
You have encapsulated my day at work,
Or summarised the essence of me.
But let me return to my post,
That humble sort of one,
About "Twinkle, Twinkle/ABC",
You know the silly one.
Charlie and I were lounging in bed,
"IQ" was on the tube,
Einstein was playing the violin,
Now stop those thoughts so rude.
I was lubed up on that bourbon thing,
That's not so vary rare,
When the tuneualar comparison struck,
It's something not quite so rare.
For as Einstein played the violin,
I sang both songs in my head,
My mind is a whirlpool of such excrement,
It won't stop until I'm dead.
The sad thing is I'm on holidays,
No-where near my work,
Sooooooo, the pic is a little inaccurate,
But before you call me "jerk",
It reflects what I do all day,
Laze about dreaming up stuff,
To make those little cretins feel miserable,
And their pitiful lives so tough .....

:)

Cheers from the Land of Oz
(loved it!)