What have we here?
It seems Ymir
Would like the position
Of auctioneer.
Well my friends,
I can say
He's the best for the job
That I've seen in my day.
He can spit out a rhyme
Fastern' a rocket,
Is clever enough to sell
An eletrical socket,
Is charming and witty
And awfully sly--
Just right to be
An auctioning guy.
He'd drive up those prices
With a shout and a yell!
Could sell a furnace
To those nice folks in Hell!
Plus I'm sure he could summon
A terribly loud voice
To yell over the crowds
If the auction piece were choice.
So hire the Bastard!
Pay him really nice!
And then maybe he'll stop selling
Those Inuits ice..

Best I could come up with on the spur of the moment =)
*HUGS*