Better you get the hug outta the way NOW, and then go get stinkin' drunk! Now here's a little bastard ditty I just cooked up...

I'll take me beer,
One ale or two!
A shot of tequila,
One more and I'm through!
I'm still not that drunk,
So pass me some gin,
And keep me on drinkin',
Till you see me grin!
Get more o' that hard stuff,
Like brandy and wine...
It may not be great,
But it beats turpentine!
Please gimme an ale,
And Fill up me cup,
I'll Drink till I'm stupid;
Don't know which way is up!
Just for the brew,
I'd sell you my car...
For that tasty ol' ale,
Served at the Village Bar!