Chocolate is my favourite substance,
Beg, or steal or buy,
I think it's better than sex,
and these are my reasons why:
Chocolate is freely available,
And here is another,
I can have chocolate anywhere,
Even in front of my mother.
I can make chocolate last forever,
Or have it fast and plain,
And there will be no performance review,
Or critique or small complain.
You can have chocolate while driving,
Rain, hail or shine,
You can even have multiple chocolates,
Having them two at a time.
There's no lingering discomfort,
No left-over hair to spit,
And chocolate isn't looking to
Ask you to commit.
You can ask anyone for chocolate,
Buy it without being arrested,
Eat it with impunity,
For with viruses you won't be infested.