Silly

So I'm sitting here at my desk
Putting my brain to an absurd test.
I want to write something pointless
That will show I'm aimlessly aimless.

Yes, I'm quite late into the contest you see
For head is buzzing like a hive of angry bees.
Mt. Dew has turned me mush, holding me on my knees.
I sit and shake, yet I ask "May I have another, please?"

My week has started off on two clumsy, wrong feet.
I was driving along in a rental, strapped firmly in my seat,
When along comes a crazy bat making my involuntary u-turn complete.
The car destroyed as I was on my way to get my own. Isn't that neat?

So I sit here amusing my caffeine filled brain
Churning through thoughts mild to insane....
As I try to pass my day that is quite plain
With my 6 am schedule causing my rear quite a pain.

*bow*
thank you very much.

next, i will attempt to translate some Vogon poetry in a fit of suicidal sillyness.....