Night Owl is really evil, 
He is, in fact, possessed, 
he leaves women nightmaring, 
And little kids distressed. 
He lurks on dark street corners, 
And under all your beds, 
He captures little chickens, 
Then bites off their heads. 
he is a creatures of the night, 
Like the famous vampire, 
He will know no peace on Earth, 
Until he's burnt in fire. 
He worships all things bad and dark, 
He parades in horrid coats, 
He is famous for his carnal knowledge, 
With his favourite goats. 
He is a menace to the Earth, 
From us he should be casted, 
Oh, wait, he's just perfect for, 
Life as a Poetry Bastard.

No offense, Bud, but this was begging to be done.    

Cheers from Under the Back Bit