The day was warm and sunny,
Far from being rude,
The Unwashed were going skydiving,
So they did it in the nude.
Brother None arrived - the first,
And to encourage good luck,
He arrived in his two ton  rabbit's foot,
A machine gun laden truck.
AriaMech had no concerns at all,
She would play the game,
For a naked robot doesn't change,
The look just the same.
The only thing that caused concern,
About this I do not josh,
She likes to step on little things,
Just to see them squash.
BlueCross broke the rules a tad,
Timid as a mouse,
He wanted to jump on this day,
Wearing Tandi's blouse.
Ymir was unconcerned about being embarrassed,
By anything that protrudes or juts,
Such pieces of his anatomy,
Were covered by his guts.
Skeleton made a welcome appreance, 
We new what the rules are, 
But undressing to Skeleton level, 
That's undressing gone too far!
The time came for disembarking,
From the soaring plane,
The jump was one of trepidation,
For did the future hold much pain?
Lerk was envisaging the toon for this,
But he gave a start,
The height was sending his pacemaker haywire,
Negatively affecting his heart.
Though, Lerk was doing wonderfully,
But as the Earth neared,
His rapidly increasing velocity,
Whisked off his ample beard.
Ymir was up above him then,
Sky surfing at its best,
But Lerk's folicular missiles were,
Deposited on his chest.
Alexand was doing the latest tricks,
Trying really hard,
Leaving nothing out of his repertoire,
We praised the Junior Bastard.
SIE 132,
Looked quite the part,
Wearing nothing but some old goggles,
He was the consumate Old Fart.
Then there was High God Freddy Terwilliger,
As he flew he drooled,
We knew this must be Iggy Eater,
No longer were we fooled.
Enlightened One was suitable attired,
In a leopard skin hat,
He wore a tutu - quite crazy,
You can be sure of that.
Linus was a skydiving  favourite,
Decked from foot to head,
He came supporting communism,
Painted all over in red.
BlueCross was amused by such antics,
In short he was rather stunned,
He was enjoying himself to such a degree,
He forgot that he was shunned.
But the fun was spoiled by a howling,
Like a tornado that ever grows,
But all  relaxed when it was realised,
It was the wind through Night Owl's nose.
All landed safely on the ground,
Happy, fit and well,
The police were on hand to make arrests,
At least they'll share a cell.
Ymir                                                    

I saw the word "bastard" in your title,
I thought it applied to I,
And it does quite indirectly,
So I thought I would reply. 
Erm, I have a rather dumb question,
It hit be like a burst,
Your parents have taken action,
Did you do something first?
To take all the connections,
From you beloved PC,
Sounds like some form of punishment,
That's how it seems to me.
Now, I know parents can seem spiteful,
Incapable of having fun,
But they're trying to do the best by you,
I know 'coz I'm one.                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz