The new members are far too soft now,
The Seniors are to blame,
We have forgotten the good ol' days,
And things aren't quite the same.
Why, there's members that are not new,
Many, take your pick,
That have not been educated properly,
With The Pointy Stick.
So, all you non-poked members,
Raise your quivering hands,
Come forth and be Pointy Sticked,
Come from across the lands.
There's one that I must do now,
The appropriate one to start with,
She is even a Senior member now,
He favourite saying's "As if!"
And so, Buffy considered yourself poked,
With The pointy Stick,
All other non-poked members,
Volunteer, and quick!                                                    

Cheers from the land Of Oz