was wandering through the Universe, Looking for my Sun, It was hot with Mercury Rising, But here my job's not done.

Along came a beautiful girl,
She was my perfect Venus,
She shook the Earth upon which I stood,
She even shook my, er, feet.                                                    

She was very soildly constructed,
Muscles to make Mars smile,
She had the frenzy of the Asteroids,
Her movements lasting for a while.                                                    

"Jumpin' Jupiter!" I then exclaimed,
I wish Sega had this on Saturn,
For a moment I thought that I was Neptune,
Blissful waves washed me in a pattern.                                                    

We watched some new cartoons,
Upon my rear projection telly,
Smiling she sai, "C'mon Pluto,
Crawl to me on your belly."                                                    

I boldly accepted her invitation,
And here I'll end in mystery,
In the interests of good tastes I avoided a planet,
And the rest is history.                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Orz