You've clearly made yer point,
It's tough for old guys to see,
Their way outta the joint.
I'm just glad to have him near,
It took the Pointy Stick,
You just wave that sucker all around,
It always does the trick.
But I fear that you're all wrong,
Lerk has a new vice,
He's joined the British Girl Power Group,
They call him Geriatric Spice.                                                    

(well, he's younger than Ginger is)                                                    

Cheers from the Land of Oz