The Tale of the Unwashed Prom

Thought we could use a bit of gaiety today...here it is.
The Tale of the Unwashed Prom
Buffy wore a pink dress; Red of course wore red
Doomsie thought about yellow, but went with black instead
Thanatos, he was dashing, in matching scythe and cape
Toe wore something that looked an awful lot like an ancient kitchen drape
Doom and Owl were djs, they did a smashing job
Though their policy of ‘No Disco’ fair upsetted Bob.
BC sat by the punch bowl, lecturing passing villagers all night long
About how this younger generation was simply strange and wrong
They paid little mind to him, didn’t take his words to heart
For everyone knows that BC is the Fartiest Old Fart
Lerk was there with Jill and little baby Grok
Who looked quite debonair in his miniature prom frock
Ymir came with Charlie, with SEH in tow
And when asked about the coming arrival, their faces went all aglow
Everyone danced with Buffy, to make up for missing her dance
Her prom she would not go to, by an awful turn of chance
However, she had a fine night, as did all the Estrogen Brigade
They danced and danced with all the males while Doomsie’s Rio List played
At the end, though, someone decided it was time for something fun and hokey
Kaneda got up and grabbed Owl’s mike and shouted ‘It’s Karaoke!’
Toe got up first to sing a few;
She was first kicked off the stage, with an ale can and a Boo!
Next Hatchetman got up to wail, drunk and in a muddle
His set ended quickly with him landing in a vomitous puddle
Now Amish and Iggy got up to give a song a whirl
And in the process got booted, for trying to take over the world
The Karaoke ended when the Poetry Bastards got up
And said to themselves, hey, enough bad singing is enough!
To prompt us to get on the stage, and give it a go!
All throughout the UV prom, a hush did suddenly go
The Bastards took the stage, and recited poem and song
It was only just a shame that they took so damn long
‘We couldn’t remember the words, or was it the tune?”
By the time that they got started, it was closing in on June!
But the prom was quite a sucess, the whole UV did yell
And even though the we never heard BlueCross sing, it was probably just as well.